Упр.B Юнит 4 Рабочая тетрадь ГДЗ Rainbow English 10 класс
B. Read the jokes. Find some more English jokes and share them with your classmates. Say what kind of jokes you like.
Приведем выдержку из задания из учебника Баранова, Афанасьева, Михеева 10 класс, Дрофа:
B. Read the jokes. Find some more English jokes and share them with your classmates. Say what kind of jokes you like.
1. What’s the difference between dogs and cats?
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice, warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be gods!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice, warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a god!
2. Wife: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.
Husband: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.
Wife: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.
Husband: You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car? Wife: In the pool.
3. — Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
— It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?